|Let this image set the precedent for the entirety of this gaming experience.|
Mighty Jill Off, the story of a chubby dyke in full bondage regalia, is probably the weirdest game of its type that I've played since "I Wanna Be The Guy". The object as you play the titular Jill, defender of an unnamed medieval watchtower is to well, jump over obstacles at the Queen's behest. From what I gather the Queen is some sort of sadist who enjoys sending her minions to the depths of an 8-bit dungeon and if they survive are rewarded with the privilege of licking her boots. S&M. Weird shit.
|These bastards will fuck you up in more ways than Dirty Harry could with an ear in his eye and his duodenum being ravaged by that Scorpio asshole.|